Bad Leche

Our apartment was recently raided by the homeland security forces. They found, among other things twenty pounds of fertilizer, some blasting caps and large quantities of rawhides stashed under Leche's bed. Worst of all they found large quantities of cash and a passport hidden in a dog-eared, hollowed out copy of "The Art of Raising A Puppy."
Apparently Leche has become an Islamist Militant and the Canadian Security Forces tipped off the Feds. She had been writing some dangerous stuff in AlQueda.MySPace.com - she's shown on her home page with an AK-47, wearing a head scarf and eviscerating a stuffed care bear.
I pleaded with the officers, she's just a teenager! But they took her away to Gitmo. I have contacted lawyers and they say that there's nothing to do since she's been classified as an enemy combatant. I did receive this picture of her in her new surroundings.